Started in 1999, these three extraordinary beings we call the Lunchbox Superheroes have sworn to save the world from all that sucks through the power of music. They have since saved millions from potential suicides by stopping the evil crappy bands from afflicting these innocent people with their horrible music.

When guitarist / vocalist / songwriter Jeremy Magid reached adulthood, he was persuaded by a powerful feeling from within to leave his hometown in New Jersey and search for better things. Heading to California, his car broke down outside of Phoenix in a city called Tempe. Having no money to fix the car, he got a job waiting tables at a Ruby Tuesday’s. At Ruby Tuesday's he met another waiter, who happened to be a drummer, named Dane "the Dragon" Downs.

After a night of work, the two of them hit the bars to have some fun and relax, but they never got their chance. Every bar they entered was full of clinically depressed people, victims of the evil garage bands. No matter what part of town they went to, they found the same thing. Then on one mysterious night, in a dark out of the way bar, they noticed a man unaffected by the evil bands powers. He had long hair, an outlandish sense of style, and striped socks pulled up to his knees. He is known as LBSH bassist Phil Short. When the three of them realized that they had the ability to withstand the powers of the evil bands, there was suddenly a feeling of hope that arose in the pit of their stomachs and filled them with the determination to fight out against this evil. They left the bar determined to begin their plans.

Outside the bar, they walked toward their cars making plans for their newly formed rebellion. As they rounded the building and entered the ally way, an old Jamaican woman approached them from the shadows and held out some sort of lunchbox. She glared at them and whispered, "This box contains a pouch of magic herb, and it has chosen you. Smoke this herb, and its power will be unleashed." Phil and Dane were freaked out and wanted to move on, but Jeremy drew closer. The old woman continued, "Your quest is one of much danger... you must seek your destiny. Hurry, time is running out!" She placed the lunchbox in Jeremy’s hand and disappeared.

Excited by what they had received, the three of them rushed to the nearest head shop to buy a pipe for which to smoke their magic herb. The salesman greeted them as they walked through the door of the head shop. As he began to show them the glassware, the magical herb began to vibrate inside the lunchbox, and the Jamaican woman's words echoed in Jeremy's head-- "You must seek out your destiny..." Convinced it was no coincidence, since he was still sober, the three of them went back to Jeremy's house, eager to see what power was embedded within the buds of the magic herb.

Jeremy was the first to try the herb. As he lit the pipe, the magic herb began to glow and he nervously inhaled the smoke. As his lungs filled with the smoke a warm feeling subdued him. His body went numb as he exhaled and he could feel his newly acquired power running all through his veins. Suddenly, his fingers became loose and ideas for guitar riffs filled his head and sweet sinful melodic rhymes flowed from within out into the quiet, calm night. Dane was the next to smoke the pipe and the effect was the same. He couldn’t stop himself from knocking out drum pattern after drum pattern on the concrete wall behind him as his mind quickly unlocked the secrets to perfect time. When Phil smoked the herb, his jeans turned to polyester as funky bass grooves poured out from his subconscious.

With these new powers, and a nice buzz, the three once average men started out on their journey to save the world from all that sucks, giving birth to the saviors of live music patrons, the Lunchbox Superheroes.